yoitssky:

i cant decide what my favorite part of our chem lab safety video is (its 35 minutes and they play it on the first day of literally every chemistry lab ive ever taken since high school)

like okay so youve got the part where they stab themselves with a broken pipette and then start shoving it further into their flesh:

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or the part where the poor kid has to strip because he spilled dangerous chemicals all over himself and his lab partner just stands there and watches him naked under the lab shower:

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or when they set a mannequin on fire and someone off screen awkwardly rolls it on the ground to demonstrate stop, drop, and roll: 

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leadhooves:

totallyfubar:

I have a physics textbook from before the electron was discovered and they just sound so frustrated it’s hilarious

SOMETHING is doing this, but fuck if we know what the fuck it is. GodDAMN

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dothecreeep:

memewhore:

vrisktorias-sekret:

all-good-usernames-are-taken:

WHAT A LITTLE SHIT

i lOVE HOW HE JUST HESITATES FOR A SECOND

THEN HE JUST

REBELLION”

I’ve never yet been able to resist reblogging this

My cat does this

Reblogging again because I love this

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Jelsa Headcanon

aelfethart:

the-undiscovered-muse:

When Elsa died, she literally became one with the wind and sky, and so whenever Jack says “Wind, take me home.”,
he is actually referring to Elsa as the entity she became, respecting her form to acknowledge that she is no longer in the form he fell in love with, but still loves and trusts her to guide him home or to go wherever she takes him and help him when it counts, loving the feeling when they are one as they once used to be.

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Resisting urge to cry right now. 

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Q
I started to read the Peasant's promise and I was not prepared for the ending of chapter 5. In a minute I was "aaawing" and in the other I had the biggest face of disbelief and heartbreak someone ever had. Really, I loved your writing, but you can't just throw something like that from nowhere, that breaks some people
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aelfethart:

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It’s just so sad that these people have never heard of the Princess Bride. Ugh, arguably one of my favorite movies, and it’s a shame that these people have never heard of it. Like for those of us who knew what was going to happen, it was like “yup, so onto the next chapter, yeah?”, while the rest of you cried because you didn’t see it coming.


Is she drinking champagne out of a tumbler?
Keeping it classy.

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Q
What's your cup size
Anonymous
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danninicole:

16 oz

I literally laughed at this for four minutes and paused for a second to catch my breath, then started laughing again. This is awesome.


the-phandom:
“ last year i did the whole happy jar thing but this year i wanna do something different so…
reblog this and i will put your url in a jar and every day im going to send someone a nice message :)
”

the-phandom:

last year i did the whole happy jar thing but this year i wanna do something different so…

reblog this and i will put your url in a jar and every day im going to send someone a nice message :)

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Demons / Secrets
Imagine Dragons and OneRepublic
Song-Masher

song-masher:

Mash-up of 

  • Imagine Dragons Demons
  • OneRepublic Secrets

Requested by: 4districts , erectiledisfandomafterapollo

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Demons © 2013 KIDinaKORNER & Interscope Records ; Secrets © 2010 Mosley & Interscope Records; My mash-ups are transformative works and are protected by the DMCA’s fair-use doctrine.

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